(Source: pleaseimanunicorn)
(via loljunkie)
i really fucking hate when i tell people about my problems and they try to make it into a fucking contest and one up me like congratulations you win at being a douchebag
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(via dancingdeadmen)
(via johnnydranksomev)
(via its-gonna-be-alright-hun)
nxv:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my faceFantastic.
